Do ninja's pant with their tongues? hmmmmmmm???? Do Theyy??

Do monkeys really copy everything you do... so if i went all random in front of my monkey will the monkey go all random on me but if this really happened where would i get the monkey? HUH HUH! SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy people say their not crazy, but I know i'm crazy so does that make me not crazy?!

If your jet-skiing in a desert and you lose a tire, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house?
Purple because, ice cream is a boneless meat =D
